Meet Captain, the meanest rooster this side of the Rockies. Captain drew blood today. Twice. On two different unsuspecting souls. First Captain lit into my husband while he was out refreshing the chicken water. Then after I got home from work, Captain clobbered me while I was refilling the chickens' ground oyster shell. (The chickens require calcium to produce eggs with thick, healthy shells, and oyster shell is a great way to feed them calcium.) I usually protect myself from Captain by holding a snow shovel in front of me while I go through the coop and chicken run. He respects the shovel. Mind you, I've never hurt him with the shovel (or with anything else -- I just hold it there in front of me and he keeps his distance). Unfortunately, I mistook how far away Captain was when I turned and bent down to shake some oyster shell from the bag into their bowl. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Captain was behind me and kicking my ass with the spurs on the backs of his leg